So how about them Dolphins?

(so my mother is addicted to books, and I mean that in the most serious manner possible, and the thing is that our library has a limit on how many books you can have reserved/ checked out at once… like 40 or something? so my mother uses not only her card, but everyone else’s cards. there are 5 of us! so she checks out books on every card, and then they get sucked into the black holes that litter our house, or the gremlins get to them, or something happens and they just disappear, so we have a ridiculous amount of books lost in the house and the library fines start piling up and after $10 in fines the library stops you from checking anything out until the fine is paid and this is happening on every single card! there was a $50 fine on my card, and I’ve only been checking out CDs! this is getting silly. solution? I figured out how to check my card on the library website to check to see your fines and books waiting to be picked up and all the status of the books you have on reserve. and you can cancel reserves! so that’s what I just did. I cancelled a bunch of the books she reserved with my card, and I feel a little bad but they were all smut so I feel less guilty.)