(yadda yadda, etc)
Shhhh! Look at this! Guys come look at this!
Ooooh, pretty!
(staring at the amazing sunset!)
So, what's going on here? Am I supposed to be captivated by this or something?
Yes! Look! Look at all those beautiful colors!
(is red-green color blind) ... (stares at me) ...
...
...
... Really?